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You might be an OKIE if:

1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, and Chickasha .

2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies.

3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.

8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

10. You measure distance in minutes. ("I'm about 5 minutes away.")

11. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City."

12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash.

13. Little smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.

14. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.

15. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.

16. You know cow-pies are not made of beef.

17. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.

18. You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist.

19. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other at a four- way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first.

20. You know in which state "Miam-uh" is and in which state "Miam-ee" is.

21. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.

22. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.

23. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F350 4x4 is.

24. You know everything goes better with Ranch.

25. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.

26. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin" to send them to your friends..

27. Finally, you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever heard this conversation:

"You wanna Coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."
 

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OK ain’t got jack on WY winds lol. A steady breeze here is 35-40 mph lol.
I could agree with most of those nevertheless.
 
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#12 also relates to naming Air Force Bases. Gotta auger in to get one named after you.
 
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Both our airports are named after men who died in plane crashes. Wiley Post


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You might be an Okie if your wife chews more Copenhagen than you.


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The old lady that runs our sporting good department at Walmart chews Redman.
 
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You might be an Okie if a Pecan is something you use to pee in.
 

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My wife and I are guilty of this. We were at a pond catching a lot really nice bass and we both were feeling like it was time to go. Just as we were driving across the pond dam it started to hail like crazy and a lil nader came across the pond making a water spout and right over the truck. When we finally got to the dirt road, several big oak trees were blown down in the road. We were pretty lucky, but dang the fishin' was good.
 

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My wife and I are guilty of this. We were at a pond catching a lot really nice bass and we both were feeling like it was time to go. Just as we were driving across the pond dam it started to hail like crazy and a lil nader came across the pond making a water spout and right over the truck. When we finally got to the dirt road, several big oak trees were blown down in the road. We were pretty lucky, but dang the fishin' was good.
That’s tooooooo damn close even if the bite was good.
 

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But did we die? 😅😂🤣
 
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